Most recent news! North Korean leader Kim Jung Un announces that you are no longer allowed to eat hot-dogs. His justification for this law was “Western/American influence”.
More weird laws:
- Jeans are banned in North Korea due to American influence. People in North Korea use years’ worth of income to sneak in jeans from China, simply to wear them inside their homes.
- You are not allowed to smile on July 8th, due to an old leader dying on that day.
- There are only 28 different hairstyles that you are allowed to have.
- In case of a disaster such as a fire in your home, you must save the pictures of your leader, before saving yourself.
- If you fall asleep in a meeting with Kim Jung Un, you will be killed on the spot.
Be Careful!
In the case that you break any of these laws, you may be killed, sent to prison not just by yourself, but with 3-6 generations of your family, or you could be sent to a center where they teach you the importance of appreciating your leader and following him.
“The entire United States is within range of our nuclear weapons, and a nuclear button is always on my desk. This is reality, not a threat.” Guess who said this? Of course, Kim Jung-Un. This has clearly shown him being uninterested in any relations with the U.S, instead he threatens the country with his words.
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Ivan Elentukh
15/1/2025
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Imagine having to save a picture of your leader before your kids in a fire.