Why Green Play-Doh is Better

Recently, there has been a survey being conducted on the site, where you are asked whether you like green or red play-doh better. I am sorry to all Red supporters, you are simply wrong.

My Reasoning:

Green is simply better than red. It is the color of nature and life, of “go” stop lights, and it has been associated with wealth. Meanwhile, red is the color of anger, and blood. When eaten, green has a much more refreshing taste, a great finisher to any meal. Red, however, has very strong flavor, like pig brains. I am sorry to any red doh supporters, you are a fool and wrong.

Supporters of Green:

Mrs. Keller

Many others