We all know that Ethan is really smart. But why is this? My team (Me) has narrowed it down to a couple reasons. And I know what you’re thinking, “it’s because he’s asian”. WOAH. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT. You’re disgusting.
Reason 1: uhhhh he’s asian
Sorry guys but this might be a huge factor as to why he is so smart. Asian people tend to be very hardworking and smart compared to other people. I am asian but I’m not as smart as Ethan yet. (more on that later).
Reason 2: Glasses
Ethan wears glasses! Everyone who wears glasses is smart; that’s just common knowledge.
So why not me 🙁
The reason Ethan is smarter than me is the glass wearing time ratio. While I only wear my glasses to look at something far away not so often, Ethan wears his 24/7.
Interview to find the truth:
The following is a transcript of the interview I had with Evan.
Me: Hello Ethan
Ethan: Hi
Me: I need you to answer a question for a interview really quick
Ethan: ok
Me: why are you so smart?
Ethan: uhhh Asian
Me: ok
Kenan Babashov 
Ethan Lin
I am ethan and I approve this message. also “Evan” really`?
oh mb bruh
Sorry im badd with names I’ll fix it
interesting indeed
interesting